Scoopabambaspis

Have you ever had a fish die? Don’t want to reach into a body of water with a dead creature in it? If so, then you need a Scoopabambaspis from Bambaspis Co! A clean and easy solution for when you just need to get it out quickly. The scoopabambaspis is the best way to respectfully and easily remove fish, sharks, crabs, dolphins, and more from aquariums, fish tanks, ponds, or even the ocean. Using state of the art hydraulic mechanisms to retrieve your dead buddy with minimal disruption!

Hi, I’m Gerald. When I was little, I got myself a fish as a companion animal. When it died, it was deeply upsetting but not as upsetting as the knowledge that somebody would have to reach in with their hand to this body of water with a dead fish body in it to retrieve it. What I needed was a scoopabambaspis. Just guide the scoopa to where your late friend lies in the water and it will quickly and with minimal disturbance to the body contain it to be transported to wherever you want, possibly to our very own dead fish container, the casketbambaspis (sold separately).

To operate, just use one of our many available control schemes, one of which you may already have! These include: dualshock controller, HOTAS, steering wheel, Microsoft Kinect, Wiimote, keyboard, mobile app, FightBox, arcade cabinet and even claw machine! In the event that you lack any of these, the scoopabambaspis comes (for free!) with a high precision peripheral that comes in 8 different colours so you can recover your passed pal in style!

Meticulously handcrafted by master silversmiths, each scoopabambaspis is a masterpiece of precision and artistry, showcasing intricate details and exquisite designs. Made from pure sterling silver, the scoopabambaspis not only exudes sophistication but also promises a lifetime of durability and beauty. Personalize your scoopambaspis with custom engraving, making it an heirloom piece to be cherished for generations.

There is also a wide variety and price range of scoopabambaspi, each designed to fit all your fish corpse removal needs. No matter if you are a fisherman, marine biologist, aquarium owner, necromancer, veterinarian, or just a plain old goldfish owner, we have the scoopabambaspis for you! Everyone should be able to enjoy the scoopabambaspis, so that is why we have created a price range from $5 to $5,000,000. From the small handheld scoop that is a must have for any fish owning household to the highly advanced, sensor activated, fully automated, gold plated  megascoopabambaspis that can hold up to 225 tons in your deceased friends, every scooper is made with hard work, dedication, and love.

For those larger friends (we won’t judge), the scoopabambaspis comes in larger (or smaller) editions alongside the standard levels of sophistication.

We recognise that grieving for your finished fish can be a difficult process with much pain involved and having to recover your companion can deepen those wounds, that’s why we invented this, to hopefully blunt the edge of grief.