Introducing the Galactic Voyager 9000, an unparalleled marvel of interstellar engineering crafted by the ingenious minds of our species. Glide effortlessly through the cosmos aboard this sleek vessel, adorned with shimmering hulls that reflect the infinite beauty of the universe. Equipped with advanced propulsion systems, the Galactic Voyager 9000 effortlessly traverses the vast expanse of space, transcending the boundaries of time and distance with unparalleled speed and grace. Explore distant galaxies, chart uncharted worlds, and forge new alliances among the stars. With its state-of-the-art navigation technology and unparalleled comfort amenities, the Galactic Voyager 9000 is the pinnacle of spacefaring luxury. Join us as we embark on a journey beyond imagination, where the cosmos is our playground and the stars our destination.
Zoom zoom zoom into the stars!
Oh Star Wars,
Nothing but Star Wars,
Give me those Star Wars,
Dont let them end.
Oh Star Wars,
If they should bar wars,
Please let these Star Wars
Stay.
And hey, how ’bout that nutty Star Wars Bar,
Can you forget all those crazy creatures in there?
And hey, Darth Vader in his black and evil mask,
Did he scare you as much as he scared me?
Oh Star Wars,
Those near and far wars,
Oh STAAAR WAAAAAAARS!
ArloRC (verified owner) –
Where am I? Who are my friends and who are my foes?