Title: Eating Bean
Verse 1:
You can cook, you can fry,
Making dinner for the night,
See that pot, watch it steam
Eating beans
Chorus:
Eating Bean, feel the heat from the pan
Ooh, see that butter melting
Eating Bean, hot and tasty, yum
Watch them slide in my mouth
Verse 2:
You’re a food, mild and green
Waiting for a chance to be seen.
You’re the dish, you’re the meal
Eating bean
Chorus:
Eating Bean, feel the heat from the pan
Ooh, see that butter melting
Eating Bean, hot and tasty, yum
Watch them slide in my mouth
Bridge:
Eating beans, they’re nutritious and lean
Makes your tummy happy and clean
Eat them slow or eat them fast
But eat them now, make it last
Chorus:
Eating Bean, feel the heat from the pan
Ooh, see that butter melting
Eating Bean, hot and tasty, yum
Watch them slide in my mouth
Outro:
You can cook, you can fry,
Making dinner for the night,
See that pot, watch it steam
Eating beans, Eating Beans.
Title: Forged in Terror
Fade in:
EXT. SMITHY – DAY
The sound of a hammer hitting an anvil echoes through the small town. We see a blacksmith, JACK, working tirelessly in his workshop.
INT. SMITHY – DAY
Jack is pounding a piece of metal on the anvil.
JACK: “Getting better every day.”
Suddenly, Jack hears a knock on the door.
JACK: “What do you want?”
A voice outside his workshop responds.
VOICE: “I need repairs on my knife.”
Jack thinks for a moment and opens the door. A young man, JASON, enters.
JACK: “What happened to your knife?”
JASON: “I was camping and it got damaged.”
Jack nods as Jason hands over the knife.
JACK: “I’ll work on it.”
Suddenly, Jack’s demeanor changes. His expression becomes darker.
JACK: “It’s going to take some time.”
INT. BLACKSMITH’S WORKSHOP – NIGHT
Jason returns to the workshop at night to pick up his knife. He sees Jack pounding away on a piece of metal, but this time it’s different. Something about the way Jack is working is unsettling.
JASON: “Is my knife ready?”
Jack suddenly turns around and stares coldly at Jason.
JACK: “It’s not ready yet.”
INT. JACK’S HOUSE – LATER THAT NIGHT
Jack is seen sharpening a knife, as we hear strange noises emanating from his basement.
INT. SMITHY – NEXT DAY
Jason, who is now limping, enters the workshop again, but something is different. Jack is no longer the friendly blacksmith he once was.
JASON: “Is my knife ready yet?”
Jack looks at him and, in a moment of psychotic fury, approaches him with a pitchfork.
INT. POLICE STATION – DAY
Police officers enter Jack’s workshop and are startled to find bloody tools scattered around the room. They hear a noise in the back and investigate, only to find Jack’s victims buried under his workshop.
As we pan out, we see a driverless SUV speeding out of the small town, leaving everything behind.
FADE TO BLACK.
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