how to prepare a lithium ion battery

what you will need #

• lithum battery x 1 (swollen is preferred)
• diesel v8 engine x 1
• red bungee cord x 3
• replacement piston x 2
• car battery x 1
• bucket of diesel x 1
• dryer hose x 2

preparation #

1. place your lithium batttery ontop of the v8 engine (find the hottest part if possible)
2. take 3 bungee cords and wrap them around the engine and lithium ion battery, ensure the battery is tight
3. with your dryer lines, feed your bucket of diesel into the engine
4. attach your car battery to your engine
5. go pee (you drank too much water)
6. hotwire engine

cooking #

1. invite jeremy clarkson over
2. set timer for five hours
3. ensure engine is running between 300 – 4000 RMP
4. begin
5. soup with friends
6. serve to dog

not cooking #

1. bring dog to vet
2. leave dog at vet and go
3. take home to new state
4. enjoy your mel